Shannon

Starving. Hysterical. Naked.

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@baylithecreep @pandabutttt I paid $6 the other day for A COLD BREW W/ A SPLASH OF OAT MILK 💀 I'm done

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@Hadenesque It wasn't but at least it had some good ol 90s charm. I don't see the 2nd one becoming a nostalgic classic for anyone 🙃

[Shannon @shananigans54]

Im sorry...Hocus Pocus 2 is not good... I've lost all faith in Disney at this point

[Arianna Bradford @thearibradford]

20’s: I hope I can be normal long enough for them to like me

30’s: They can like me or not, I don’t care

40’s: Maybe if I act REALLY weird they will leave and I can go to bed early

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Live the life you deserve. Throw out your fucking nightmare of a duvet cover and buy a washable quilt. Peace is within reach.

[Shannon @shananigans54]

I know I'm inching closer to 30 when the installation of our new 50 gallon water heater is the most thrilling part of the week

[Shannon @shananigans54]

If my friendships as an old woman aren't like this I don't want them lol

[Shannon @shananigans54]

Taylor's granny is so cute, I cant. Her and her friend Joann have been friends for 62 years and she calls her up like: "Listen, I'm picking you up for lunch and helping you get dressed." 😭💔

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@baylithecreep That shirt 🙌😭❤

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@baylithecreep I feel seen 😂

[Shannon @shananigans54]

I don't know at what point I became the cat lady who hates everyone and drives too fast but here we are

[Shannon @shananigans54]

Had high hopes for January but every day this week my mood's been spiraling. The world is chaotic. So it's back to binge reading my fantasy series and hiding from everyone 🙃

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@baylithecreep I just got mine less than 4 hours ago and I can't even raise my arm above my head 😅

[Shannon @shananigans54]

Scheduled my vaccine. Planned my wedding. Que preemptive panick attack that nothing else catastrophic happens over the next 5 months ✌

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

At what age do you tend to start meeting men with bed frames? Asking for my mom, who is asking for me.

[Trey @treydayway]

Only in America would they turn the only guy trying to give everyone free healthcare and college tuition into a meme instead of president

[Shannon @shananigans54]

@AlexLambson Absolutely not. Never

[Shannon @shananigans54]

Is not eating dinner anymore because you don't want to cook because you don't want to clean your kitchen for the millionth a normal response?

[Taisia @pandabutttt]

Wow, it’s like deplatforming works 👀👀👀👀