Shannon Farinha

I'm just doing this for the thrill of it

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Did Facebook really just ask me if I want to try Facebook dating?? Pass. I’m already fully committed to two dating apps that I delete & reinstall every two weeks

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I miss when the biggest issue in our lives was whether to be Team Edward or Team Jacob

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Can’t believe I forgot to tweet about how active I am everyday in quarantine

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

@bruneasy I LOVE U MORE

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

I think I have a crush on a Trader Joe’s employee...He told me to get home safe & I’m already thinking about where we are spending thanksgiving together

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

My dad might be the most embarrassing wing man but boy do I love not spending money at the bar

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

1 year anniversary with my AirPods. Almost lost you a few times, but we made it ❤️

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Already in bed thinking about how I cannot wait to be in my bed tomorrow

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Nothing like running on a treadmill next to a guy you ghosted!!!! Karma is a bitch

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Him: I’ve changed
Also him:

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

I’m just thinking about a time when a guy sent me the song “bad guy” by Billie Eilish. That song literally screams red flags

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

It’s November people. Time to start practicing.

Repeat after me, “I’m just having fun right now while I concentrate on my career. A boyfriend/girlfriend will happen. But right now, I’m enjoying being single. Do you and Uncle {INSERT NAME} still get intimate?”

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Can my skin just not have an attitude problem

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

“not all men”?? you’re absolutely right, trader joe would NEVER

[Girls Gotta Eat Podcast @Girls_GottaEat]

Girls will straight up tell you they’re busy while they’re in bed eating chips and watching serial killer docs

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

times calories don’t count: after 9pm, standing up, fridge door open, birthday, after work out, right now

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

I’ll say this once and probably a million times after this... but I fucking love Trader Joe’s. If I die, bury me next to their dark chocolate almond butter cups

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

@cmillaxo I love u

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

Anyone else start crying and feel the need to look at themselves in the mirror while crying? What’s that about?

[Shannon Farinha @shananigans_x]

It’s 10pm who can I drunk text tonight