Shanda Duhh

If you are reading this, then you obviously want to know more about me... But I don't actually care.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

@laurynslounge I'm happy with everything that they do. Flaws and all.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

@freakoutsideofx I would move to the tune of a tour called the Kim's of comedy.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

They burned my spinach and feta croissant and my double chocolate muffin is too chalky.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

Only three weeks left of school and this heifer decides to shred her lunch box. Now when I send her to that schoolhouse with her lunch in a Walmart bag I don't wanna hear a thing.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

When I tell you God wasted free will on me, I mean it. Cause why did I neck an entire pan of cornbread all by my lonesome?

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@KevOnStage Lord Jesus, I come to you now begging for whatever bit him not to ever see me. Heaven knows the only thing keeping me out of prison is the lack of perfectly pan seared scallops.

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@glitchu__ You calling her a liar?

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@OrevaZSN @RatedN_ForNeek When I tell you I have a testimony for your ass...

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@_wej01

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@KeruboSk Chunky scrunchies...

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@oku_yungx "God loves us all" should work.

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@Luv_Xcuses Arguably, marketing. We sell shit as sugar, and everybody laps it up.

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@zaynahbear Omg you and @TheBaddestMitch as QuanDeitrick on a podcast bro skit would kill me.

[💜TINY💜 @kaymarie504]

y’all this man said he was going through “ol piece of loose ass Louisiana”

He was trying to say OPELOUSAS, Louisiana 😂😂😂😂

I am screaming so loud 💀💀💀💀

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

@luvblessingz There is only benefit if you aspire to be a mother and value motherhood in your own right, not for external validation.

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@AlGoody421 @KevOnStage You know how...

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I got half a mind to start using Bourbon St gravy as a weapon. Imagine a mace canister filled with drunk people's fluids. Serendipitous.

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

The silk press super Saiyan if you will.

[Slim✨ @slimxhottie]

@stunnatiff Hair been pressed to the gods since I was baby

[Shanda Duhh @shanda1218]

It's difficult, especially if the man had multiple marriages.

[TB🤴🏾 @TevonBlair]

as someone who has been doing genealogy research for my family, women should hyphen their name. it has been difficult to find much on the women in my family because their last name was changed in marriage. their identity is erased. we should all care less about a man’s legacy.