shandaaa 🫠

living my life one Michael Scott quote at a time

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

I went to stretch this morning and my bf goes “ohhhhh big stretch” he just big stretched me… like a dog 😂😂😂

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

Being almost 30 and realizing you’re a lot lonelier than you thought… kinda fucking blows

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

How does one give their two weeks with out crying? Or crashing out.. asking for a friend

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

The right thinking the left are monsters… but yet they supported a guy who PUBLICLY SAID!!! He’s okay with people being shot????

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

At what age do you delete your VSCO?

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

Why do bosses feel the need to role play customer interactions for training???

DO THEY ENJOY IT????

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

Update… someone pissed me off.. so I’m scrolling

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

It takes one person to piss me off at work. And I’m scrolling indeed like it’s my day job

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

I stg French people gotta be some the most ignorant ass people I’ve ever met 🙃🙃

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

*putting away laundry*

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

Can Facebook… idk…. STOP putting gruesome ass reels on my page… ty

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

Moon lover

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

*checks their account to make sure they still follow me back before I like their post*

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

Yall my boss legit sent me to get us ice cream today 😂

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

I’ll never understand parents. Mostly moms who are like “being a mom is so hard. No breaks” you wanted the kid no????

IS IT NOT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ASHLEY!

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

People who are hyper religious scare tf outta me…

Cause why you thanking Jesus for your muscles??? Dude you go to the gym to work out… that ain’t Jesus 😂

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

When your job tests your patience EVERYDAY

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

I will never understand woman who are over the age of 25, still acting like we’re in highschool

[shandaaa 🫠 @shandeleee]

I’m baaaackkkkkkk

[ellie @girlinfairy]

not to be dramatic but i fully live for the september, october, november & december months.