Shane O

I'm a Stand Up comic without a stage or fans and an imaginary Astronaut on the weekends.

[Shane O @Shane0hh]

@ispypanda Momma used to say I was special. Momma lied!!!

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@Girl_Censored I would say %90 of all songs are about Shaking Ass and Sex...

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Its just too hot out here. I've spent more time in my truck with the AC on then anywhere else.

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@MacaroniGrill I had such good food I went with "Heavenly Art" #macgrilldoodles

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"@He110Ne0: She is just too adorable. Even though putting her together was a bitch.. (er... you mean Witch)

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@JenniferVaz36 God Bless You!!!!

[S͠u͠mmer B͠r͠eeze ⚢ @moonlightglow4]

Good men who put their families above anything else are the ones who deserve everything from his woman in return. Especially blow jobs..

[RACHEL LEE WEST. @RachelLeeWest]

Glad you asked. The fox says shut the fuck up.

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@He110Ne0 look forward to talking to you soon

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@He110Ne0 Sweet..... FB sucks balls

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"@Forever_Chever: The Bears still suck." Not Nice!!!

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@KatsRhage Once we fight to the top....we realize its not as important as we thought. And we don't take the small things for granted anymore

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@studybug252 @GameStop I'm going to need the store number near you in order to get you a copy of GTAV

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@Lizagna777 What in this world is unchangeable..... almost nothing.

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@Lizagna777 Set in stone does not mean you can never change it......its just dangerous when you do.

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@Lizagna777 the only things set in stone are there to keep us safe from their sharp edges!

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@studybug252 @GameStop I will buy one for you.....

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I just pre-ordered Grand Theft Auto V at @GameStop! See you on Day One! http://t.co/mtRbPkmmu6

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Vegas was soooo fun!

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@StephieSteph78 Thanks for the follow back.