Shane Carmack

[ॐ @thisbitchsydney]

sold my soul and bought it back for cheaper, that’s a flip-flip

[Shane Carmack @shane_carmack]

@ih8yh @theHunterCOTW Thank you

[Shane Carmack @shane_carmack]

@theHunterCOTW my first albino white tail deer!!!!

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

"I didn't cum"

"Well excuse tf outta me..we both ain't pay for dinner so we both don't need to cum"

[Shane Carmack @shane_carmack]

I wish things could have been different

[Shane Carmack @shane_carmack]

I hate when people lie to me like wtf how hard is it to tell the truth

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Thank you, Ralphie May. You were a world-class comedian.