Shane Hempenstall

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@jayrbaeten @adamrowecomedy @giorgimamarda @LidlGB Hes our new Diouf one good season and throw money at him. He was terrible last season too. Virgil has had a shit few months too

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@SpaceKoala He can work from home with built in satellite

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Going on how @LiverpoolFC are playing the fair weather fans might stop going and I might get a ticket for the first time in 10 years without having to pay £500 to the "real liverpool fans" who " go every week". They can charge what they want at the minute

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@Joey7Barton You wear the poppy next month you gimp

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@MirrorFootball They look like they've had the happiest wedding day ever

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

MAN OF THE MATCH @_SZD10 with a free kick that says who the f#ck is @TrentAA to win for @LFC
#LIVARS

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Will Kerkez turn out to be the worst @premierleague signing of the summer

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@SkySportsPL leave some of the games for other channels if you need to have 3 different ad breaks in 10 minutes. It's like watching the superbowl.

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Watching #LiveAid40 on BBC and just going of status Quo and the The Style Council there must have been some mountain of white powder back stage. Must have smelled lovely they were all getting a sniff

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@paddypower Just look at any @thecultraspod post from the last year. You'll get all the information you'll need. The moment has gone. I bet you're eating banana bread while you're setting up your icebucket challenge, too

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@SkySportsNews Some business that

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Ange Postecoglu is like a regular post man it may take 2 years but he always delivers.
Go on the Spurs
#Spurs
#EuropaLeagueFinal
What a day
What a day

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@ESchmitt97 @SkyNews Didn't defeat the racists Churchill was on the winning side

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Going by Sanchez reaction to the penalty it looks like he thinks the league champions are winner stays on. He looks like he's just won the jackpot on @BongosBingo
#CHELIV

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Rice could shoot from s free at the corner flag, and Arsenal fans would get excited about him scoring.
#ChampionsLeague

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@BrianDurand56 He could be on the pitch losing to PSG instead of watching from his heated padded seat

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@ratemyplatenow You can't do a spice bag

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

@adamrowecomedy Fuck the King long live King Mo

[Shane Hempenstall @shane_hemp]

Clare V Cork some game of Hurling
#GAA
#Hurling