Daddy Warp Box

𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖘𝖙, 𝕰𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍, 𝕯𝖎𝖊

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

@horsepower I have always wanted to play Beam but have never owned a PC worth a shit to run it. What are the chances this is going to be compatible with mods like Snowrunner is on console?

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

When do we hit the streets and stop paying our #NYSEG bills? I'm so fucking serious.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

During a concert, Alice In Chains spotted a man in the crowd making Nazi salutes. Layne Staley invited him onstage, then immediately punched him twice and had him thrown out.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

That thing probably smelled crazy

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there.

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨⚡️BREAKING: Iranian hackers claim they now have videos of Trump with minors and will release them if the U.S. attacks Iran

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The Daytona 500 is tomorrow morning, on Fox, and the network promises that it will be the biggest race yet.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

Here is another thought:

None of this is real and somebody just made it all up

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math here is even crazier than the tweet suggests.

$1 million a day since year zero = roughly $739 billion. So you’d need to do that 52 times over to reach $38 trillion.

But the speed is the part nobody processes. The U.S. added $2.25 trillion in debt last year alone. That’s $8 billion per day. So the government borrows in a single day what this thought experiment spends in 8,000 days.

Then there’s the interest. The U.S. will pay over $1 trillion just in interest on this debt in 2026. That means the cost of carrying the debt now exceeds the entire thought experiment. Every single year. And CBO projects that figure doubles to $2.14 trillion by 2036.

Put differently: the interest payments alone will soon be growing faster than the debt was 10 years ago. The debt is a velocity problem now. And velocity problems don’t respond to the same politics as number problems.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

This is the $3800 VW Jetta TDI that some jabroni in central NY sold me with $2500 worth of recent maintenance. The problem is it's still not very good but it gets 45mpg and is fun enough to drive I guess. There are probably like a couple dozen customers just like me.

[Miss Jilianne @MissJilianne]

This is the $119,000 Tesla Elon sold me with $15,000 Unsupervised Full Self-Driving four years ago. The problem is, he still hasn’t delivered the Unsupervised Full Self-Driving I paid for. There are thousands of Tesla customers just like me.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

Though I do get this mentality every now and then, the only acceptable time to do this is if the other driver is in a Tesla.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I hate when people do this shit like NO BITCH GET BEHIND ME

[Ashok Kumar | 🇵🇸 @broseph_stalin]

She tweeted “in Somalia we execute pedophiles”

The headline:

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

@daveanthony @Claynecast @reynoldsgareth I knew it

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

Just knock the whole fuckin thing down. It hasn't represented it's original purpose in 100 years anyway.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Construction of the East Wing of the White House has come to a screeching halt.

It’s likely to be unfinished when Trump leaves office.

There are currently hundreds of millions of dollars unaccounted for.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

I love her

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

A woman discovered her dog had almost no brain after taking her to the vet for a seizure. This is Maggie. She had hydrocephalus, a fluid buildup in the brain cavity that filled 95% of her skull. Low sodium levels kept the disease at bay and allowed her to live to the ripe old age of 12. 13/10

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

@SandyofCthulhu And here in 2026 you have no job, even if you do your salary isn't enough, most aren't allowed vacation time, food is mostly poison, housing is unaffordable, and you need a passport to travel inside your own country.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

On this day in 1993, the late Layne Staley of Alice In Chains saw a man giving Nazi salutes in the crowd during one of his concerts. Staley invited the man on stage, and then proceeded to punch him twice in the face and have him ejected. Legend.

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

Dead guy or cocaine addicted towel guy who beat a sex worker half to death

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Just in: The Shamwow Guy Vince Shlomi has officially released his first campaign ad for his campaign against Republican Incumbent John Carter in the Texas 31st Congressional District

Carter is 84 years old

I thought @RealShamwowGuy's ad was fantastic

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

@hahn_hunter0612 @DjOmegaMVP @CalltoActivism Nice try, bot

[Daddy Warp Box @shaneanigans95]

I had a job pushing sponges down a conveyor belt for 6 months and almost kms every day

[.RW🦦 @welovedotrw]

It’s a dream job 😂