Shane Bateman

A little bit of this and a little bit of that... #MUFC

[Marvel Rivals Intel @RivalsAssembled]

How I'm about to be trying to support my team

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SACK HIM @ManUtd

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

10 minutes before pro clubs with the boys vs
10 minutes into pro clubs with the boys

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

Art.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Garnacho’s goal with Peter Drury’s commentary hits even different..

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

People who sit down and smoke 💀

[Clint Murphy @IAmClintMurphy]

Sitting is the new smoking.

If you sit for 6+ hours per day, read this:

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

End Me 💀

[i like food @messedupfoods]

which one do you want i'm getting conke

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

The Lawyer:

[g @Akpommed]

Achraf Hakimi is playing 4D Chess 🧠 When The Referee gave Hakimi his second yellow card, he was informed that all bookings are actually registered in his MUM's name!

Therefore next game, the suspension will be served by Mrs Fatima and PSG will get 0% of the red card!

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Wout Weghorst pressing every opponent player on the pitch

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

Mans got a smooth brain to match his smooth head

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Official: Anthony Taylor awarded Man of the Match.

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

If the code is running, just leave it as it is 😂

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

@Kuhann11 1000 IQ

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

Top tier shithousery 😂

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🤣🤣🤣

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Chelsea’s transfer strategy this January is…different 💰 https://t.co/nVAG8qMGY2

[Shane Bateman @shanebateman11]

They might as well just edit the scoreline, or better yet the whole table

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

It’s the same if you remove him for the second goal too. Changes everything.

[milly⭐️ @utdmiIIs]

He even missed the question😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The internet keeps winning