Shane Cook

Doing everything I can to not grow up. I'm wild, I'm inappropriate, I'm awkward and I love the rainbow. Not much else I can say but Peace, Love and Happiness!

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

“Can I trade someone a crest white strip for a prep pill?”

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I’m way too fine to be this stressed

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Nothing like working an 10 hour day with a previous district manager to make ya feel inadequate 👍🏻

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

That awkward moment when you think you’re having a private email conversation with a colleague only to realize your district manager has been CC on everything #learningmoment

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

@oceanofreality

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I hate when I make an appointment for something and they are obsessed with me confirming it. Like bitch I made it didn’t I? I’ll either be there or I won’t. Stop calling me.

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I’m in the point of my life where everyone I know is getting married or having babies and I just wanna fast forward a few years to when everyone is getting divorced and left with ugly children.

[Antoni Porowski @antoni]

Omg. I just found out how Arby’s got its name. They’re known for roast beef. RB. RB’s. Arby’s. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

If I had a dollar for every time I said “it’s fine” maybe it actually would be fine.

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I’m so confused… my Amazon package arrived and I don’t feel any better 🤔 interesting

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

“cooking is not really in my journey”

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Bitch my generation gets traumatized for breakfast

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@MikolRange I guess I just think “whose house haven’t they made drinks at?” 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Do you ever think someone’s cute and then find out they are a bartender and immediately change your mind?

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Just went to a thrift store and bought 8 pairs of sunglasses for a total of $1.50.... my day is complete

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Just walked outside to the hottest cable man I’ve ever seen. Send help

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I hate that as soon as I’m over one injury I injure something else #thisis30s

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

I love finding out new things about myself. It’s like “look at that after all these years I’m still surprising myself”

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

What a truly shit day

[Shane Cook @shanebob210]

Just hit the actual jackpot at Goodwill 😍