Shane Dials Comedy

An upstanding comedian, Shane performs literally everywhere, including places he shouldn't like funerals, hospitals and during fights with his wife.

[dbrand @dbrand]

Congrats on the divorce.

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I had a friend tell me she was struggling in her sign language class. You know sign language, the thing they teach to babies and monkeys.

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Tattoos are cool but location is key, you can't get a birdcage for your grandma and get it under your tits. Unless your grandma was also an attention whore.

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Search party is such a fun phrase for what the activity really is. I guess if you think about it a search party is just the saddest surprise party. Surprise we have to look for a body!

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My dog has diabetes and as a result I have to meal prep for him. Turns out the meal prep didn’t just change his diet, now he has an inspirational Instagram account.

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@SDWSU @ic6034 @casimerguzdziol @Gonzaleeza @marccogonzalez Thanks for having me it was a blast!

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This weekend I'm opening for the very funny Connie Ettinger and Dave Landau!

[Comedy Castle @ComedyCastle]

.@LandauDave is headlining this Holiday Weekend! Opening for him are @ConnieEttinger + @ItsReallyShane!

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#comedyclub #standupcomedy #michigancomedy #puremichigan #localcomedy #memorialweekend #thingstodo #intheoak #royaloak #staycation

[Dr. Grin's {Comedy Club} @DrGrins]

Shows tonight with @realianbagg @OhMikeGeeter & @ItsReallyShane! Make it out at 8 or 1030.

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My wife wanted me to try rage yoga. It's yoga where you drink beer and yell. Essentially she just wants me to add some light stretching into my daily routine.

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They're like jeans that cover your nipples.
*Soon to be Inventor of Overalls

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I just bought a XL slim fit dress shirt which is essentially a participation trophy for my body.

[Dr. Grin's {Comedy Club} @DrGrins]

Wed Mar 6 come see @TheDanCurrie @MeganCottington @ItsReallyShane @trebuchetlol @sharisavage_ @Brett_Mercer_ @BlainHill @BartDangus in Prelim 10 of Funniest Person in Grand Rapids. @GerritElzinga hosts. All this for just 5 bucks!

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Christmas party in the 13th century.

Friend 1: Fourpence says you won't eat these six raw eggs and slam this pint of whiskey.

Friend 2: Hahaha, Yeah and then chase it with 1/2 cup of heavy whipping cream and a pinch of nutmeg!

Soon to be Inventor of eggnog: Bet!

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@dashboardmusic can you please sign my wife's record and make her day! Great show BTW!

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Do you smell avacado toast?
*Hipster experiencing a stroke*

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@johnkrasinski I loved the movie and related to your character more than you could ever know.

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@NBCThisisUs was nominated for best drama series. I personally hope they don't win. Just so they can give their fans what they want, another reason to cry. #EmmyNoms

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Girl* let's hair down from pony tail & tussles it around in slow motion. Takes off glasses and reveals the true beauty that was there all along - She's all that moment.

Me* Screw up shaving revealing the double chin that was there all along. - He's all fat moment.

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Me telling jokes on Twitter.

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Looking for love in all the right places. @stitchfix