shane dorlag

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[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@plies You’re a fucking idiot @plies lol you claim NOT to be “racist” and sadly, you’re the most racist “celebrity” or whatever the fuck you are now I have ever seen. Stick to singing “Hawk Tua” approved by Trump

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@NickAdamsinUSA Who won the game? And why were receivers like @Keenan13Allen dropping touchdown passes?

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@plies Yea, because this is Trump’s fault… You’re such an un educated moron @plies who’s paying you? For real, we all want to know.

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

Well, this aged PERFECTLY @NCSUFans @NCState y’all are so garbage, I have to even “look” for verified blue check marks so see if I’m even tagging correctly 🤣🤣🤣

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@ColtonDueitt2 @NCSUFans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @NCSUFans pronouns are “They/Not/Them”

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@ColtonDueitt2 Yes we were and still lost 🤦‍♂️🤣

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@plies dude you literally don’t even have a college degree and you watch CNN… Shut the fuck up and stick to making songs based off of a registered Republican WHITE voter in Hailey Welch in “Hawk Tua” #Hyporcite

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@ColtonDueitt2 @NCSUFans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @NCSUFans pronouns are “They/Not/Them”

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@NCSUFans @ColtonDueitt2 By the way, is it “NC State or NCSU” because we don’t know who the fuck is NCSU and no one DAMN sure cares about NC Disgrace I mean State… You’re so irrelevant and such a piece of shit football program, you’re trying to get tags for likes. LOL @ U

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Century #CTESPN

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@GavinNewsom You never get off your knees

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@partynextdoor Happy Birthday brother and thank you for creating a sound I’ve been riding with since 2013 #Salute 🫡

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

“Did he hit it” 🤣🤣🤣

[Tour Pro 🏌️‍♂️ @OfficialTourPro]

Biden: “I’m a 6 handicap”

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@ColtonDueitt2 This aged WELL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

Let’s put the past behind usss and go far away where nobody can find us..

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@plies You LITERALLY can’t even spell… STFU 🤣🤣

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

@ColtonDueitt2 He looks like DANIMAL swinging a baseball bat hitting lefty

[shane dorlag @shanedorlag]

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