Shane Sebeck

I'm felling it now, Mr. Jeans

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

@ninthhostage You’ve made it!

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

@ninthhostage You need a gold chain if you’re gonna walk around south Philly like that.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

@ninthhostage I feel so old

[DelcoDelphia @DelcoDelphia]

FOUR MORE.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

phillies win.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

when Rhys spiked his bat I ascended to an astral plane. I don't even know if I'm alive right now.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I know Rhys is infuriating. I get so mad at him and just don't tweet about it. but I'm so fucking happy for him tonight. what a fucking moment. he deserves this.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

would be dope if Schwarber decided to participate in these playoffs.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

feels like a fucking loss.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

THAT'S WHY YOU DRAFT A KICKER!!!!

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

@googlemaps @Apple I think I have the solution to, I assume, a well circulated idea on your map apps and how to make them better.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

After 4 months of training for my marathon, my pac Sun colored skinny jeans fit once more.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

I think Spaghettio’s (the cat I acquired with open arms) and I are the the same being. We both: Love affection, playing games, 5 guys burgers, fart jokes, and doing crosswords. We both hate, being held, fig newtowns, and the fact she eats my food every time I use the bathroom.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

The people that get butt hurt over abortions are the same people that don’t help fund adoptions. Lol

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

I want to tour the Midwest for like 3 months next year.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

@TheRealDWill__ I locked this in too. Let’s go!

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

if the Phillies lose tonight I am going to a fast pitch batting cage tomorrow and just taking baseballs to my face until someone calls the cops.

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

💔

[Shane Sebeck @ShanedSebeck]

I’m gonna be a son of a bitch and tell everyone I see today, I’ll see them next year.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

making #a coffee