Shane!

[Shane! @shaneeeee22]

#SaveLukesBall

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

I’ll be fully erect for a week

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Karim Benzema winning the Ballon d'Or caps off an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football.

From blackmail to organ harvesting, here's a recap of the most colourful moments in Les Bleus' sinister sexual psychodrama...

[مُحَمّد @l177l]

Iker Casillas: “I was hacked.”

Puyol:

[Shane! @shaneeeee22]

.Hi @stwater could you please explain to us why all our water is coming out dirty please. Unable to shower or brush our teeth or make a drink.

[Shane! @shaneeeee22]

Still the most underrated goal ever scored

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Streets will not forget this from Alexandre Pato.

📽 @ChampionsLeague

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Streets will not forget this from Alexandre Pato.

📽 @ChampionsLeague

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

I mean seriously… what is this?

Fans literally just walking through a gate to scan their tickets and this happens? It makes no sense… https://t.co/WDmgisLMST

[The Kopite Podcast @KopitePodcast]

💪🏻| Since it’s been 3 years today - here’s the greatest video ever created!

https://t.co/Izzn5ZTBC4

[West Ham Latest @westham_latest]

Willy Wonker?

[crossy @crossy72_]

As the season comes to an end we should be looking forward to a World Cup in June, unfortunately it’s no until November this year but fear not, here’s a thread of the best things to come out of each country that has qualified so far (29/32). I will add the other 3 when confirmed.

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

The Romans killed Jesus Christ on a cross and it took three days to rise from the dead. Deontay Wilder killed Tyson Fury with a cross and he rose within a ten count.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[۟ @noface3th]

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

[Shane! @shaneeeee22]

Wordle 248 4/6

⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.

I wouldn’t usually share a wordle, but how on earth have I managed to get every letter of a word but all in the wrong slots 😭 #wordle

[Shane! @shaneeeee22]

@Jakeallen12 I miss it! 😢

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Checking your bank statement after a heavy Christmas and New Year..

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Fred has absolutely sent my mum for The Echo.