Shane Giberson

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

For all his faults Obama beasted with “You Didn’t Build That”. White boomers wanted him six feet under for that one.

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Kinda cool that rock art like this was authentically used to express a range of activity over time from "I saw a saber toothed tiger" to "I served in His Royal Majesty's Navy"

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i think i am finally ready to tackle what 2025 has in store for me

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

European explaining how deep a lake is: Imagine destroying Africa

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They are burying the lede about his belief that if an animal is large then its milk has larger molecules which cause you to become full faster

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I think guys who care about stuff like this should have to live in underground caverns where they turn giant hamster wheels with their bodies to create electricity for us

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

So I fear that there was a mode of intellectually fulfilling life available briefly for a community of people, which will shrink away. The world continues its concentration into organizing all human activity around just making rich people richer.

[robert loggia shady facts @appleeater5000]

When Charlie Kirk died I was in a Walmart bathroom listening to Silver Jews

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can somebody grab my head like a watermelon and shove their thumbs into my eye sockets

[Shane Giberson @ShaneGiberson]

@Darren_Mooney Harder to make something good doesn’t equal harder to make. Shitty production methods are not the same as struggling to produce something of actual quality

[Shane Giberson @ShaneGiberson]

@dennisbhooper It is also entirely successful though, to me

[joq @quinjoq]

[to my friend at a restaurant] Looks like you got yourself some food. Nice. That'll keep your energy up for a while. Don't let your energy get too low, or you won't be able to perform basic actions like running or climbing. If you have any questions about energy, just ask me.

[walker @walkercapl]

(Yoda stunned into normal speech for once in his life) I love you

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Men have trouble opening plastic produce bags because we don’t carry as much static charge as women. But good luck getting the journal Nature to acknowledge this

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Iran didn't count on our secret weapon: the free market. Right now, millions of Strait startups are working around the clock to completely change the way we think about narrow waterways.

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

[me as a book reviewer] Sentence 1 was good. Sentence 2 was good. Sentence 3 was bad. Sentence 4 was good. Sentence 5 was good. Sentence 6 was bad. Sentence 7 was bad. Sentence 8 was bad. Sentence 9 was good. Sentence 10 was good. Sentence 11 was bad. Sentence 13 was bad. Sentenc