Shane Evans

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@ESPNNBA @KendrickPerkins Whoever came up with this segment should be immediately fired. Hopefully it was “big perk” himself.

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@CinemaTweets1 It’s because he has a massively large head. Like all of the greats before him. Not a theory, just facts.

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@PardonMyMeme Countries that aren’t America

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@LiamPaulCanning You have streams of tweets praising Sancho. Hyperbolic recency bias as always. Try to be accountable for once Liam for the love of god

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@EvoIution9 @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter FYI, time to embrace technology

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@Malachians He was abysmal last season as well. If Utd had of bought a decent striker instead of him EtH would still be in the job.. he’ll never be good enough. Not his fault, he’s in way over his head and whether it’s a sale or loan he shouldn’t be brought back after this year.

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@labhaoise99 @RikkyBritton apt wouldn’t you say

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@BarstoolBigCat You can bet on the the speed limit getting broken on Magnolia Lane if he does

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@eoinyk @IrishRail Yeah but does Luxembourg’s tram have to deal with leaves on the track?

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@Malachians There is no defending Hojlund. What people want to see and what they really see are two different things. He’s horrendous, and was last season too.

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@BrianKirschner_ Definitely 😂

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@KylePorterNS He won’t. He’s not who you desperately want him to be.

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@JoeMitchell__ @SkySportsGolf Wow Joe I won’t have you slander the good name of my Chinese manufacturer connect. Not in this the year of the dragon

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@MailSport @rioferdy5 Who is asking him for these opinions? Please stop

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@BeardownCuz @stoolpresidente You said it Michael. We’re in the drivers seat.

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@OfficialTmufc @RambleTooting @TaM_BaW @tamufsc @TMUnited_Org Arms like tree trunks

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@THR @dyltroy we’ll be going to the cinema together for this one, FYI

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@hxroon7i @Master_Thompson a certified flop

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@lukednixon wow

say it ain't so @BenStiller

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@RikkyBritton When did you learn how to dance?