Shane Monaghan

97% confusion 3% unknown

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’ve never once separated my whites from my colors, and yet I’ve faced absolutely no consequences for it. Has society been swindled by big laundry? Is it all a hoax? I think yes.

[Scoil na nAmadán @NaAmadan]

Tommie in 2nd class has demanded a meeting with the Principal after his teacher brought in “f**kin own brand Nutella” for the pancakes today. #PancakeTuesday

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Unknown numbers ringing me like I even answer the phone to people I know

[Kevin @kvn_clmn]

Carlow Weather is the Fabrizio Romano of Irish weather.

[Finnster 🇶🇦 @finnster1977]

If anything the Gaa Catfish part 3 shows teachers have way too much spare time on their hands 🧐

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

imagine queueing at an atm to withdraw cash traced directly to you when you could simply hit it multiple times with a stolen digger all the while making some new friends from Monaghan

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder, if it’s one of those days, that to ‘latibulate’ (17th century) is to find oneself a corner and hide in it.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it’s terminal.

[Roibeard Breathnach 🇮🇪 @rfwalsh86]

Bucket list for if I win the lotto/euro millions. In no particular order

1. Buy a house
2. A week in Center Parks
3. Fill the van with fuel
4. Pay my next utility bills
5. A night in an Irish hotel
6. Park at Dublin Airport
7. Get popcorn & pick 'n' mix at the cinema

[Tyrone Tribulations @Gombeen1]

Headed down to see Cora meself there but she didn't turn up. Her mate did though and said Cora is stuck in traffic in Smithborough. Car full of Swatragh ones away to see. #gaa

[Kwood_GFC @Kwood_GFC]

Our goalkeeper, Alan Carolan takes a break from shot stopping and tries a new innovative idea of shouting at the ball not to go in, in our victory on Tuesday night in Donore.

[Éire Óg Na Mullaí @EireOgNaMullai_]

Great clip of James Morrow kicking his first of 3 scores from 50 meters out😁

[Jackie @Murchu95]

There’s heat and then there’s inside of a pitta after you take it out the toaster heat.

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

The absolute CON ARTISTS that make toasters KNOW how big a slice of bread is and yet these absolute cowards continue to make these shallow fuckin bread heating bastards that only toast about three quarters of a bastard slice. Make them deeper!! When im elected Taoiseach, I promis