Shaner 🎃

Minnesota 🎾🍿📚✈️🏃🏽‍♂️

[Shaner 🎃 @shanerthings]

The Happening (2008): Don’t smell it or you’ll die.
A Quiet Place (2018): Don’t let it hear you or you’ll die.
Bird Box (2018): Don’t look at it or you’ll die.

Romaine Lettuce (2018): Don’t taste it or you’ll die.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

“Michigan just lost to who?”

[Terrence ✨️ @KingTerrbear]

If there's any NFL team and fanbase that needs to experience the darkness of a bad football team for once its the Packers.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

My respect for Judge Judy just SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!! 🚀

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Aaron Rodgers hasn’t been blindsided this badly since Shailene Woodley told him her plans before they got married.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

This is just terrific. The bulldog wins the race while face planting and tumbling at the wire because the corgi attempted to savage him near said wire and the basset ran straight and strong and a game, close third.
The finish is a humdinger. Promise.
@Gorgamatic21 on the call.

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Norway’s influence has hit college football

[Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames @PausedSponge]

If u celebrate this u a bitch

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

they should have had shakira sing waka waka with fozzie bear

[Shaner 🎃 @shanerthings]

So we’ve got: canadian wildfire smoke, glass in bread, fecal matter on the veggies…

[Shaner 🎃 @shanerthings]

Hear me out: FU—a prequel at driving school

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'F1' producer Jerry Bruckheimer has confirmed a sequel is in the works

(via: BBC)

[chris @ATR3lDES]

how locked in i plan to be in 2026

[Shahbaz Khan @ShahbazMKhan]

Steph Curry’s reaction to Julius Randle cooking the Warriors is hilarious

I know this is how Lakers fans were feeling

[Shaner 🎃 @shanerthings]

@10k_Takes @pr_robertson

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

IN FIVE THEY SAID.

[Shaner 🎃 @shanerthings]

How many Snow White movies are they gonna make?

[Ellie Robin | BLM | 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ @strawhatellie]

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