twania.shane

zedis lapedis

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

anytime i order a margherita pizza i ask for salt on the rim, and no one laughs but that’s show biz baby

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

white boy summer just got hotter

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

did you hop on the #dogecoin trend or are you normal?

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

@shelbmcb

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

@taylernicholey watch yoyr mouth

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Oh my god, Katie Porter.

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

i feel personally attacked by #27

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

father’s day is the one day a year dads can dress like a total slut and none of the other dads can say anything

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

@0000_mp 🙋🏻‍♂️

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

the legend of the rent was way hardcore

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

it’s happening. after all these years it’s finally happening #raymondsgurl

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

*me to the case of beer i’m picking up at the packy*

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

i can’t prove it, but when we die i’m pretty sure we go to winsted stop n shop

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

This is so fucking funny. I’m very excited for Mac and Dee to finally become Hollywood’s it couple.

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

an actual thing my mom just said: it’s chilly on the willy

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

2 years ago i was feeling flirty 🍺 and skied into a patch of trees that ripped the arm off my ski jacket. finally brought it into patagonia to get fixed and they just handed me a brand new 400$ jacket 💃🏻💃🏻

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I’m done listening to lectures about being un-American from the party whose Kentucky senator just blocked a bill to save 9/11 victims.

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

live. laugh. never talk to me again.

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

if you’re in your 20s and still wear underwear underneath your bathing suit i’m worried about you

[twania.shane @shanesoraghan]

if you don’t turn everything your dog does into a jingle we can’t be friends

[James @CaucasianJames]

what if we made out at the macy’s 4th of july sale