ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs

actively seeking a sugar daddy. PHL to CHI

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

As usual, I can’t stop thinking about stuffed shells

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Honestly, I just don’t fuck with Ohio

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Some little kid is licking the wall of my piercing studio..I’m not paid to deal with that trauma

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Tbh I need a big old glass of vodka and 2 cigarettes when I’m done work today

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

I would die for churros

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

@imjudging THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

@jack_ay27 God he is the best person on this show

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

decided to restart True Blood. Your trying to tell me Bill was turned into a vampire at 30? He's supposed to be 30...LIKE OKAY

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

@imjudging There’s no going back now

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

only sending audio texts in 2023

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

My nail girl waiting at my terminal as soon as I land in Chicago to beat my ass for going to someone else

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

After 2 month of living in my friend living room in Manhattan Im finally heading back to Chicago tomorrow night🥰🥰

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Operation go visit my family for Thanksgiving and pretend I’m poor and stressed and make barb pay for my nails and a good drunk lunch is a go

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Alive and well living in NYC wondering when I will be back in Chicago...

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

My mom answers my FaceTime, talks to be about 10 mins then goes “I’m at work and can’t FaceTime Shane, what do you need”

Like ma’am, you answered and started a convo. Like what??

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

@jamie_santoro is on vacation and it’s just dawning on me I have to do my own laundry for the first time in almost 10 years

Fuck.

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Who told Kennan to wear a black shirt and jacket with navy pants..#Emmys2022

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

I am so scared for Don’t Worry, Darling

[ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween]

Sleep 3 hours, Celsius at 2:30am, flight at 5:20am.