Shane Hallam

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Was he a good leader? No.
Was he a good teammate? No.
Did he win? No.
Was he smart? No.
Did he work hard? No.
Good skater? No.
Stayed out of the penalty box? No.
Fought at the right times? No.
Responsible defensively? No.
Always gave an honest effort? No.

Brady Tkachuk's Legacy.

[SENS TALK @senstalk_]

Sick to my stomach seeing Brady Tkachuk like this.

Years of grinding to build something just to quit when we're ready to compete. What a shame. Thank you for your years of service, but you've broken the hearts of #Sens fans. It really didn't have to end like this. Unforgivable.

[Hussein D. @HussDiya]

I'm sick of reading about how Sens fans ran Brady Tkachuk out of town.

We gave Brady everything, we treated him like a KING in Ottawa for almost a decade. The fans turned on him ONLY after it became obvious that he was unhappy playing in Canada. He did this to himself.

#Sens

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Prince was such a massive fan of THE MUPPETS, he asked if he could host the Muppets Tonight show in 1997, leading to one of the rare instances we saw a more comedic version of himself instead of the quiet and reserved persona fans were used to 😂👏

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up.

He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.

[SENS TALK @senstalk_]

Not a single teammate of Brady Tkachuk has posted about his departure.

Hell, the #Sens team account itself hasn’t even thanked him for his time in Ottawa.

The silence truly speaks volumes. Makes sense when the “leader” quits on you. There isn’t much left to say.

[SensCentral @SensCentral]

The silence from Brady Tkachuk’s former teammates in Ottawa is deafening.

[CHOM 97 7 Montreal @CHOM977]

Legendary Grammy-winning record producer, once dubbed the music executive with the 'Midas" touch for finding talent, Clive Davis has died in New York. He was 94.

#CHOM977 #CliveDavis #RIP #InMemoriam

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

Unironically, a good trade for Ottawa

Brady Tkachuk is one of the biggest losers of all time, the most overrated player in the NHL, the worst captain in the NHL, and disappeared in the playoffs

3 firsts, and a 2nd for that is amazing

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

That would be in bad taste.

🤣

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Conan's favorite guest of all time, Norm MacDonald

Telling a joke as only Norm could

"Because the light was on"

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

Repost to wish a happy birthday to one of the toughest to ever play the game 💪

Happy birthday Neiler 🥳

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Famed anthropologist Mary Leakey died this Monday, at the age of eighty-three.

Leakey was buried near her home, where she will rest in peace.

Until some nosy anthropologist digs her up in a couple of years.

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sens lost to the champs. The real Stanley Cup Final was round 1.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The steamroller scene in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997) is the movie finding a joke that should last five seconds and somehow making it funnier for nearly a full minute.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

A California man has sued McDonald's, claiming he contracted AIDS from one of its pork sandwiches.

McDonald's disputes his charge, but the man insists, quote, "That sandwich gave me AIDS just as sure as I'm a male prostitute."

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Oprah Winfrey's longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham has written a new book, called "You Can Make it Happen: A Nine-Step Plan for Success."

Step number one?

Become Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend.

[ｶｲｶﾞｲﾉﾜﾀﾞｲ @x_gou]

夫が盗み食いしないようにカメラを設置した妻、夫の対応が天才的すぎる。😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

J.K. Simmons reunites with Spider-Man at the Mets vs Reds game.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Julia Roberts told reporters this week that her marriage to Lyle Lovett has been over for some time.

The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Julia Roberts, and that she was married to Lyle Lovett.