shannon

[O.U. Warren @otis_warren]

We're looking for Rhode Island's PPE. Donate today at 405 Promenade St. (RI Blood Center). #clearoutyourbarn

[shannon @shangillspie]

back tats are the watermark of the promiscuous

[shannon @shangillspie]

anyone can tell you a good girls worth 20 hoes

[shannon @shangillspie]

yo why is David Schwimmer such a pussy

[shannon @shangillspie]

I would say getting drunk at breakfast makes my top 3 favorite things list

[shannon @shangillspie]

all y'all ignoring my breakfast buddy request can go fuck yaself

[shannon @shangillspie]

or do I face a blunt and see finding dory by myself?

[shannon @shangillspie]

do I go to the bar alone and drink my feelings?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

He real af for not snitching.. https://t.co/RudvS1IhUk

[shannon @shangillspie]

I'm always tired, but never of you

[shannon @shangillspie]

if I can't remember your name, it's probably not gonna work out...

[shannon @shangillspie]

why give a bitch an inch when she'd rather have nine

[shannon @shangillspie]

YO A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY WHILE I WAS DRIVING

[shannon @shangillspie]

Thank you 8 lbs 7 ounce baby Jesus I left so much extra time to get to work tonight... wtf is going on in Westerly?

[shannon @shangillspie]

nobody answer your phones, fuck me