FigMommy

mom to 3 figs

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Lena Dunham Magneto when

[e𝐼𝐼e @1992dyke]

letting all my non binary friends know that I need to leave

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(sitting back down at my wfh dual monitor setup after a 1.5 hour lunch, carrying 4 different caffeinated beverages) Alright. Back to the fucking mines

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

US lost but Knicks still Champs. Goodnight!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

SHARIA LAW WORKS!!!!!

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

do something @taylorswift13

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

I don’t have what it takes to live outside of NYC. what do you mean there’s a 20 minute line for coffee at the fucken old saybrook train station café. you are not serious people

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Going to the movies & not getting popcorn is like being killed by 1000 hammers

[delia @delia_cai]

the entirety of new york is experiencing spring edging rn.... nerves are frayed....transitionwear is all over the place... so many cold uncovered heads..... this cannot go on....

[Star Wars @starwars]

an icon. For more Padmé watch The Phantom Menace streaming on Disney+.

[bully maguire @d3adxclaws]

"i don’t have kids but im an ally" this is how im referring to myself instead of childfree from now on 😭

[taha @KhanStopMe]

Is there anything Zohran Mamdani can’t do

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed