shan

umw '22 theatre & religious studies • she/her

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Ben Platt and his boyfriend look like a ventriloquist act

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a florida teacher sent this to the families of their class. an absolute legend i fear

[𝒲𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓎 @WatsyTheOtt]

My child has been released

[shan @shanhardyy]

thanks ice t

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[leni @FakeChaIamet]

my 10 y/o cousin gave me this and said “i drew timothée chalamet for you because you’re in love with him” and i don’t even know what to say i have not words for this

[shan @shanhardyy]

thank u stage management and mr brandon 🙏🙏

[Colin @colinwick_]

I hold a Master's degree in economics and never heard a single mention of unions in a single course

[shan @shanhardyy]

on stage w @niko_salinas and confused every time he said this line

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

an iconic bit in julius caesar is when trebonius is like "no let's not kill mark antony. I really feel like he's going to be able to laugh about this later."

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Footage of a real live quick change I did during a Shakespearean play

[jaden💭 @BEYSCAPIST]

where is their series?
where is their movie?

[shan @shanhardyy]

@zakrunchy this is my personal heartfelt apology to you

[shan @shanhardyy]

when we lost campus qdoba we lost everything

[shan @shanhardyy]

chasing that feeling 😩

[shan @shanhardyy]

remember the first time you were allowed to ride in the front seat

[shan @shanhardyy]

the statues melting in chronicles of narnia is like spencer shay’s melting butter sculpture

[Dont let my DA see this @DontletmyDAsee1]

My client died last night of COVID that he got in jail. He has been in for 1.5 years waiting for trial. Previous release motion based on client's multiple comorbidities was denied. We told the Court and prosecutor that this was going to happen. No one listened. Fuck everything.

[sav ﾒ𝟶 @bumsav]

@sarahcisternas7 @FlLMDORK abby lee is a virgo

[shan @shanhardyy]

this makes me wanna throw up lol