shan

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

said it before but WHY are ppl so arsed about what other people do !!!!! If it doesn’t involve YOU then move on & shut up, thanku

[ieuan @_ieuanjones10]

i mean if it isn’t bad enough getting to my first call for half 6 in the morning but getting there and breaking a fucking chair is a whole new level , get me a diet plan

[shan @shanholmes278]

Am I the only person who doesn’t check someone’s snap score?

[Amy @amykeegan_17x]

Moral of the story u never know when the last time is the last time so never delete pictures no matter what cause one day there all you’ll have left of somebody

[shan @shanholmes278]

I wish Snapchat would have GIFs

[Iono You @LemmeLickUrDick]

Women that clench their pussy on your dick during sex are demons.

[Ev @Evbo00]

Down the park and make seagull noises 🤣

[shan @shanholmes278]

@faithrxdd @sashaholmes123

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

the prettiest girls are

1. nice to other girls
2. sensitive
3. can eat a whole pizza by themselves
4. sleep for 20 hours straight
5. shower in 90 degree temperature

[shan @shanholmes278]

Mood:

[Liv @Liv_Hector]

Me and the girls just found out that snakes can have sex all day??? So how come my ex only lasted 2 minutes???

[shan @shanholmes278]

Basically, stop and wait patiently thanks

[shan @shanholmes278]

When you accidentally send a message on snapchat while your mid way through typing and the other person starts typing before your finished writing, fingers are lit flying across my screen😯

[shan @shanholmes278]

I used to like Georgia Steel but fuck now she just annoys me. Her rudeness and voice aghh

[shan @shanholmes278]

Unless you have food for me or can get rid of this back pain pls don’t speak to me today🙃

[shan @shanholmes278]

@karldav7 I know😂 yes of course I do I shit ma self😂 we always seem to attract the weird ones HAH