Beets Tweets ✌

JK ♡

[Beets Tweets ✌ @shaniabeet]

@brennapaasch22 Ok this had me cackling 😂

[Kate the RN for Quality Primary Care 💉🔬📚 @nursekateeRN]

People are always posting stuff about their husband being messy and I can’t relate because I AM the messy one

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

How did we get to the point that vaccinations, masks and other protections against harmful airborne viruses became political? Asking for future generations.

[Katie Summers ✨ @katiessummerss]

Hey #TruckersForFreedom — have you thought about donating that nearly $5M to food banks across the country? To help the families you say are going to struggle with affording food? Just an idea.

[Alok Patel @AlokPatelMD]

Vaccines are designed to prevent disease not infection.

Similar to how seat belts prevent injury not car accidents.

If you test positive for sarscov2, and you've been vaccinated, this doesn't mean the vaccine is ineffective.

You got in a car crash but high chance you'll live.

[Madison Cannard @madisoncannard]

Me every two weeks when I look at my paycheque: “ugh I’m not making enough money I need to pick up overtime whenever it’s offered”

Me whenever overtime is offered: “fuck that I am tired and want to enjoy my life, I don’t need to work extra shifts”

And so the cycle continues 😅

[meg🌌 @meggggreen]

so when are we gonna talk about the cost of beef jerky

[thea 🍄 @TheaWillis1]

HOW do u all believe it’s gunna go from meeting 6 people outdoors to having 80,000 people at a festival ALL within a space of a month.. 🤯

[C G @CarlyGilian]

I never leave my best friend alone man. I reply to every snap story, Insta story, comment on ever photo. Poor bitch can’t get away from me.

[Natalie Montelongo @natimontelongo]

You can’t honor our frontline workers, while also fill a stadium with 25,000 people.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

are u really losing friends or are u just losing the people who were never actually there

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Someone tell Zac explore isn’t another word for sex #TheBachelorette

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

HE DID IT! HE DID THE THING! #TheBachelorette https://t.co/e5pQkVACpp

[Geena Arevalo @GeenaArevalo]

Ben: “I’ll be alright, I’m always alright.”

Bachelor Nation:

#TheBachelorette

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast

[👑Doc smooth 👑 @docsmooth718]

I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take That Shit So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒

[Beets Tweets ✌ @shaniabeet]

@JuliannaNazaruk

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

was your first time seeing a dick on Omegle with 6 of your friends or did you have a well-adjusted childhood