Shannon

Quid pro quo.

[@Ima 🇺🇸💙🔬🔭 @imatweet25]

@NHL I supported @TeamUSA throughout these 2026 Olympics, but what he👇said:

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Almost 10 years after it aired, @CatelynnLowell and @TylerBaltierra’s wedding episode on Teen Mom OG always gets to me 🥺 I love you guys

[Hero in NYC 7/24-8/1 @1thousandfaces_]

Girl horny is not like boy horny. Girl horny is more like deer with a prion disease. Standing in unsettling manners, bashing head against rock, screaming, so on & so forth

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So happy to have gotten one of the 20!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[rocketgirl 🔳 @rocketgirlART]

Mint is live

12/20 left

lfg!

[Remy @remy4real23]

this tweet served as major inspiration for barbarian it’s just too similar to be coincidental like this

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Ever lay in bed and realize you've been clenching your ass for 20 minutes straight? Yeah me neither.

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Lol remember when I had “bronchitis and pneumonia” aka probably covid? I was sick for MONTHS. But required to work 😇 glad I’m not there anymore.

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Also yes I’m very emotional because I’ve been sick for 6(!!!!) weeks with bronchitis and pneumonia and I’m so tired.

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#XboxSonic2Sweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

We might need glasses because these controllers look fuzzy.

Follow and RT with #XboxSonic2Sweepstakes for a chance to win a Sonic 2 Xbox Series S Custom Console and Controllers.

Age 18+. Ends 4/4/22. Rules: https://t.co/1HyrgKotoz

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I stg I’m so sick of getting 20 Twitter notifications for tweets I ✨may ✨ like. Just leave me alone Twitter damn

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @mbmbam: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/QiIbUDcAUd

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@Nope_Not_Josh Glease excuse my dear aunt sally? 🥴

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@butternuttasha ☹️☹️☹️🤗🤗🤗

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Update: it’s still bugging me.

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Also I was bummed that someone already had shanniballecter and I had to spell it wrong. It will only bug me FOREVER

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Hangin in #SanDiego for #ASETconference 2021!

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@cupcakeosaur There’s always megabus!

[Shannon @shanibalecter]

Now that @WrldFamousB has triggered me like twice today guess we can continue on with our lives huh. Thanks for reminding me of so many things today, such as being the only one at work this week 👌🏼🖕🏼

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@WrldFamousB @EasyStreetKeys Me irl lololol

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Also yes I’m very emotional because I’ve been sick for 6(!!!!) weeks with bronchitis and pneumonia and I’m so tired.

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And @JeffreeStar!!! Iconic. You are an incredible business mogul, and an even more amazing friend. The relationship you and @shanedawson have makes me smile so, so big. It’s so refreshing and makes me so happy. Thank you for another amazing collection.

[Shannon @shanibalecter]

@shanedawson you are a national treasure. You are so genuine and real and sweet and wonderful. I just finished watching the series (so behind) and I was sobbing. Thank you for being YOU and sharing YOU with the world with your amazing collection.