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BLACK LIVES MATTER. she/her. vet tech in training. trying my best.

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"I BANISH YOU ANXIETY"
*takes anxiety meds*
"I BANISH YOU ALLERGIES"
*takes allergy meds*
My bf from the other room: "Begone!!!!"

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do you ever think you might have a nice day hanging out with your parent and instead it feels like shit the whole time and you're happy when they leave? 🤡

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@juanitaauribee girly u gonna have brain zaps in one half ur head

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the thing about stopping my meds is that now i have to actually deal with painful things instead of being numb to them. not a fannnn

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our cat used to live in the woods at a park and now she screams at us if we don't let her jump on the kitchen counter to eat pancakes

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Adulthood is buying a frame for your Skyrim poster instead of just taping it to the wall

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on one hand i have constant vertigo and can't remember what i did 30 seconds ago but on the other hand i can feel things when i listen to music again

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@raginbrook No bc I didn't get a compliment. But also it turns out I was the only one who saw the little jar and so I wrote all but two of them 🥲 and the other two were for "everyone"

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My work is anonymously collecting compliments of staff members by other staff members and if I do not receive a compliment I will absolutely take it personally for the rest of my life

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my brain is mush

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getting off my ssri is genuinely one of the most difficult things i have ever been through

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@raginbrook what

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just realized the cowfish i made eye contact with and formed an emotional connection with at the Baltimore aquarium in 2007 is probably dead

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@whiskeygrandpa not the meat propeller

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when the board game convention is the same day as the social sciences convention and two worlds collide

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@SomeKindaBand Ommit

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the smell of fresh cooked rice will make me feral every time. the visual stimulus of fluffy steaming white rice will turn me violent to those around me. i will burn off my fingerprints eating hot rice straight out of the pot. i will consume it until i am physically ill. i

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Idk why pancakes are considered a breakfast food when they're literally designed by god to prepare you for a hibernation

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my brain is broken. i get really sad that i have to work sundays now bc i'm working and no one else is. and then i spend my whole friday guilty that everyone else is working but me.

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@drpiper42069 @Pitt_Patt @stouffers If Colin was lasagna I would just throw him away knowing that if I were a worm he would throw me away too

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sometimes i have to remind myself i'm pretty bad ass for completely changing my entire career and doing the damn thing every single day