David Shankin

[josh kauzy @joshkauzlarich]

I set up two of my best friends. They got married and just had their first baby. I don’t care what anyone else says I BROUGHT LIFE INTO THIS WORLD now ima dwell in this miracle for a bit.

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@joshkauzlarich I haven’t been on twitter for like 2 years. Just logged on and this is the first thing I see 😂

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@lpersichetti21 And even if you do, you’re still irrelephant 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@SydnieKobza @yewonyoum @yewonyoum every👏🏻time👏🏻you👏🏻go👏🏻to👏🏻Portland👏🏻

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@gillygillzz Not too far off 😏😂

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@gillygillzz Merry Christmas to us all 🙌🏻

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@maddykauzy

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@gillygillzz I would also add "tired but too early to go to bed?"

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@lpersichetti21 Captain Phasma throwing a casual fist pump in the back ✊🏻

[David Shankin @shankind11]

@lpersichetti21 @gillygillzz I never realized there's so much head movement to my pig squeals...

[David Shankin @shankind11]

Also that pun is totally on brand with the Kauz fam so I will not apologize for it.

[David Shankin @shankind11]

Sounds like the Kauzlarich fam is having some identity issues this holiday. Please visit @maddykauzy profile to vote and support the kauz.

[David Shankin @shankind11]

It sounds like my bro is having an identity issue, please vote to help him out. https://t.co/81leWiHTs5