Shannon

[Shannon @shann__on]

Still kinda upset that not everyone at the bar last night wanted to see pics of Belle

[Shannon @shann__on]

@zachlanebryan gosh.. the way that I love @zachlanebryan & the way Jack fights me on it should emphasize my sad gal + daddy gal issues 🥹😫🫶🏻

[Shannon @shann__on]

2024 Update ✨ Jack now has an Apple Watch. I think I’ll try to convince him to get an automatic car starter this year… (for my benefit not his)

[Shannon @shann__on]

This did in fact happen in 2022 🤗 2023 goal to convince him he needs an Apple Watch so that can locate his phone and not me 🙃

[Shannon @shann__on]

This did in fact happen in 2022 🤗 2023 goal to convince him he needs an Apple Watch so that can locate his phone and not me 🙃

[Shannon @shann__on]

2022 goal (bc 2021 is basically over): convince Jack to FINALLY get an iPhone 🙌🏻 for my sanity and the sanity of every green group chat I’m in with him

[Shannon @shann__on]

I am forever the IBS girly at parties. 9/10 chance you will find me in the secret bathroom because I ate the mac and cheese that I should not have had 😅

[Shannon @shann__on]

@Lexi61227488 No

[Shannon @shann__on]

Today I accepted a job I had 2 years ago. For more money. Better PTO. And a heck of a lot of compliments about how great I was in that position previously 😊

[Shannon @shann__on]

Venmo: shann_e

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Shannon @shann__on]

@jennagonewiild NOOOO

[Shannon @shann__on]

*talked about chopping my hair off for 3 years*
“Man, I can’t wait until my hair is 72 ft long again and I can sit on it” 😅

[Shannon @shann__on]

Everyday I get my temperature taken for work & everyday I’m 93 degrees. Like I should be dead but no one is questioning that 😅

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Shannon @shann__on]

10 years? Wowow #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Shannon @shann__on]

Venmo: shann_e

[Venmo @Venmo]

New year, new #VenmoMe. We’re giving out $10,000 today. RT this w/ your Venmo handle and you just might ✨ manifest ✨ $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 1/5. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[. @MarisaKabas]

i didn't realize 2020 was gonna be a trilogy

[Shannon @shann__on]

Adult things: Jack surprised me with a new toilet and I am BEYOND excited

[Shannon @shann__on]

My holiday wish is to finish the remodeling of our home 😫😫

Venmo: shann_e

[Venmo @Venmo]

Last day of #DearVenmo, giving out a total of $200,000 with @chloexhalle!! 🎁✨ Follow us & RT this post w/ your Venmo handle & holiday wish. We might make it come true.​

For every RT this gets, we’ll also give $1 to support @MakeAWish up to $500,000.

[Shannon @shann__on]

Me absolutely convinced our photographer was going to send our wedding photos today just bc I ✨felt✨ it & then being crushed when she doesn’t 😂

[Shannon @shann__on]

Shann_e 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/27. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Shannon @shann__on]

Not me tracking our wedding photographer on social media to see what she’s up to because I am far too impatient to get our pictures 🙈🙈