Shanna

[Shanna @shannak]

@MustelaUSA I had an issue with a recent order and have emailed multiple times and gotten no response. Could someone please help me resolve it?

[Shanna @shannak]

oh to be a fly on the wall during an ikea pitch meeting

[Shanna @shannak]

excited to see the bachelorette men are finally unionizing this season

[Shanna @shannak]

Y’all ever find a nose hair that’s twice as long as your eyelashes and wonder what kind of a cruel joke god is playing on you

[Shanna @shannak]

I truly feel the most powerful when I’m scamming the shit out of Sephora. Ya girl is sample rich

[Shanna @shannak]

Coyly asking me if my bf and I enjoy living together in separate bedrooms is very on brand for my immigrant mother

[Shanna @shannak]

Lots of fun firsts @sonicdrivein - eating in my car, getting served by someone on rollerblades, eating raw chicken. The list goes on

[Shanna @shannak]

YUP getting into a fight with your boyfriend 2 days before you leave for a 10 day international trip together is as amazing as everyone says

[Shanna @shannak]

I can't think of anything sadder than someone who can't freely take off their pants as soon as they get home

[Shanna @shannak]

One of the worst things about me is how much hope I still hold out for brunch even after all the times I've been burned by $18 french toast

[Shanna @shannak]

thank god for friends who keep you up to date on the latest news

[Shanna @shannak]

can't tell which one is Justin Trudeau and which one is @arzE and I'm completely ok with that?

[Shanna @shannak]

one time I ghosted a guy after he told me he was going on soylent bc he "wasn't rly into food". not sure if I'm an asshole or a goddamn hero

[Shanna @shannak]

keeping me humble

[Shanna @shannak]

nm just debating whether or not I should get rid of the folders on my phone bc I miss swiping through pages of apps. what's new with you?

[Shanna @shannak]

How come nobody told me how good Hell's Kitchen was

[Shanna @shannak]

are people on the internet still using the old "I'm in massage school & I need to find people to practice on" move bc it was pretty airtight

[Shanna @shannak]

just backed a kickstarter for a diva cup that texts you bc I'm just a millennial piece of shit constantly searching for period solutions

[Shanna @shannak]

saw paddington last night and it shook me to my core. this is a 100% genuine tweet