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25/8 talking to myself

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Charlie Brown radio

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Turned my AirPods volume down to hear my brother playing acoustic version of Lady Gaga’s - Edge of Glory. Help.

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How do I get out of producing my entire family trip?

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Every time I wear a skirt or dress with no pockets I wish there were pockets but whenever I find a skirt or dress with pockets I forget they have pockets.

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Am I tipsy or is my corset cutting off my air supply?

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Saturday night in NYC is just one big waft of Santal 33 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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My only thoughts on jury duty is - why am I the cutest one here?

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Why tummy always hurt at the worst time 🥹

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Been eating “healthy” for 2 days and now I’m bloated and starving.

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Is he cute or does he just have really nice arms?

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I wanna quit my job and paint, but I need job to pay for paint.

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@kenzgm Not at 10p on a Sunday tho

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I gotta stop feeling invincible after the 3rd drink.

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I wonder if my crush I see on my walk from the train stop to work noticed my haircut.

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I wonder if my subway crush noticed I got a haircut.

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I’d like to report a robbery. CVS is charging $26 (after tax) for umbrellas.

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$550/mon for mid healthcare. What a scam.

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I know my vision is going to 💩 bc I can’t slyly read people’s texts on the train as well anymore…

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Coworker: “omgggGg you don’t have my number saved?”
Me: why would I 🧍🏻‍♀️

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Girl you did not just ask me what song this is and it’s Hung Up by Madonna???