Shannon Eldridge

Big Heart. Smart Mouth.

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Im sorry, in what world is this Mango Dragonfruit anything? I just paid $8+for coconut milk and ice….

@Starbucks #starbucksfail #what

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Voice teachers in 2012: I can’t wait for my new rep books to come in!

Voice teachers in 2022: I can’t wait for my clear masks and plexiglass sneeze guard partitions to come in!

#thisisit #covidistheliteralworst #singing

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

All these photos of 20somethings going out to Halloween parties, and me over here falling asleep at 8pm on the floor of my kid’s bedroom. #thisishalloween #nana #alwaystired

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

I mean sleep is great and everything but have you ever been so congested that you just can’t? Delightful, truly. #mykidsdidthistome #whyyyyyy

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Today another mom held 2 doors open for me as I was leaving gymnastics with my littles as she saw me wrestling with the stroller, and nearly cried because wtf is it like to have someone offer help to you without asking.

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Definitely not gunna have enough money for Botox if I keep shelling out money for Legos…

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

So i guess im at the “i rolled over and pulled a muscle in my neck” stage of my life. If someone could tell me how to ease this pain without the use of 685 advil, that’d be great… 😐😐

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

…accurate

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The movie "Grease" is 43 year old today.

Which means it's old enough to play a teenager in "Grease."

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

BRO - where is my money for Botox gunna come from if I keep buying my kid Legos? #itsmyownfault

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Why didn’t In the Heights come out when I was on maternity leave and could watch TV at all hours? Now its gunna take me a month to watch it because I cant start anything before 9pm and by then i’ll see about 10 minutes before passing out. #momlife #nana

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

He gives great hugs. He’s always there to encourage me. He knows what I need to hear when I’m sad. He’s super sensitive and sweet. He makes me laugh pretty much every day.

I love my three year old.

#boymom #hesthebest #emotionalsupport #allthelove

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

My toddler ASKED FOR SALAD at dinner 🤯🤯 …now I mean by definition “salad” is just dipping pieces of lettuce is caeser dressing…but a green veggie is a green veggie y’all! #momlife #toddlers #mealtimestruggle

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Things I need right now: a mani/pedi...a haircut...a miracle weightloss pill...37 cups of coffee...8 straight hours of sleep...#isittheweekend #doesitevenmatter

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Wow it really doesn’t matter what I do, I’ll never go to bed before 10pm 😭😭 #itneverends

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

So my 4mo cries every time my FIL looks at her, and honestly, same...

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

If anyone is having a bad day, just know that my 3yr old just threw a tantrum right before bed because he remembered that we didn’t buy a toy truck that he wanted from Target this afternoon... #momlife #itargetalonenow

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

@Chantal_D_ Just eat your peas, ok?

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Second day in a row I told myself to get up early and then snoozed my alarm for an hour 😩😩 #ihatedaylightsavings #buticantwaitformoredaylight

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Recently my FIL asked my mother how to play tic tac toe. He was serious. The fact that he was allowed to give medical advice for 30 years is disturbing...

[Shannon Eldridge @shannon___rose]

Y’all, I just need to know that I’m not the only one online shopping at 2am while i’m feeding the baby... #thisismyfreetime