Shannon Borner

Dairy Free

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When you realize you signed up for the bachelorette instead of the voice #TheBacheloretteFinale

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Bathroom acoustics hit so hard tonight

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4 years ago at Friendsgiving I was in charge of the turkey. I convinced everyone that I microwaved it. There was also some random green stuff in it & I told my friends it was seasoning. Truthfully bought a bagged turkey & idk what the green stuff was but it wasn’t seasoning…

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Well this didn’t age well

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It’s either you like hot dogs or gtfo

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How I sleep every night

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I love when things remind me of people. For instance, I will never step foot in a casino without thinking of max steele first and I love that.

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@UberFacts Being dairy free

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Rock chalk jayhawk #mmselfie

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I really hope that I’m my work besties work bestie. Like she’s mine am I hers? Kinda keeps me up at night

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@ShawnMendes 5 years ago you came to my high school. Still patiently waiting to get pizza with you..

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What’s the Christmas move?

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Someone get bone a bed NOW

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@paolacasalduc @AvgoustisDemi @kmborner @AmericanAir Actually I was the one who slept on the airport floor with no pillow. Although I didn’t sleep because @AmericanAir put me in a situation where I felt unsafe to even sleep for the night. You are the prime example of how everyone at American treated me. Taking this straight to HR🥰

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My bed tonight thanks to @AmericanAir you could’ve at least given me a blanket if you weren’t gonna give me hotel

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@AmericanAir A lot more than that is needed. First can I get a blanket since I have to sleep on the airport floor

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Just now noticed the photo bomber

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#HungryForMore

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Here’s my annual Twitter reminder that I microwave my turkey

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The amount of people who have texted me “go get your man” after the news of Shawn Mendes and camila cabello breaking up is making me want to make some more cringy videos shooting my shot with him