Shannon Melrose

Please stop calling it San Fran

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

Just a reminder to please stop calling it “San Fran”

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I know I’m a little late to the party here but Squid Games is absolutely insane

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

#SFGiants fans. You know what to do.

[kate ⚾️ @sfgiantskate]

the dodgers forcing me to root for the yankees is one of the most evilest things they’ve ever done

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

Veggies in the air fryer just hit different

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Which would you say..

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

Unpopular opinion but I love June gloom

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

Or Snow I’ll take that too 🙏🏻

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@zachbryanL can you play Sarah’s Place Omaha night 1 pretty please 🤠

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WHY did I think it was a good idea to wear jeans on a cross country flight

[trash jones @jzux]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails

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Getting notices in the mail these days is like an unnecessary work call….. could’ve been an email 🫠

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Every time I have to leave home (San Diego) I genuinely tear up

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Leave it to me to forget my bike lock combination while my bike is currently locked to it

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True love is not going through TSA when you’re traveling with your bf simply because he doesn’t have it

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New England is so freaking cute ugh

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All of the hate on the lulu fanny packs… take away the men’s pockets, every last one of them. Let’s see how they like it

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

Which do you prefer

[Shannon Melrose @shannoncoartney]

New ick unlocked: he prefers Whole Milk

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You ever add something you accomplished to your to-do list just so you can check it off lmao

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Like climbing into your bed of freshly clean sheets after 2 weeks of traveling are you kidding me

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Coming back to a clean apartment after being gone for a while…. nothing compares