Shannon Daley

I saw that foot on a train in Canada and it haunts me.

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

GET YOUR BELLY BUTTON RINGS WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

@keiferpearson @sturdyAlex @DB_hereatlast This is golden 😂😂😂 niche category Hahahaha

[Sorted Food @sortedfood]

Dear @GordonRamsay, we made this sweet ravioli especially for you!

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

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[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

These douchebags have really ruined tiki torches for me. Switching to LEDs. #Charlottesville

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

@Jenna_Marbles Marble racing/Olympics. Thought you ought to know. https://t.co/W3noeKMjq0

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

I just bought a pyjama top with the intent of wearing it as a regular jumper. I don't know what that says about me, but I'm into it.

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

Casually Googling how many pence to a pound because I should probably know that at some point.

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

I basically live in this Westfield now. #freewifi #londononnofunds

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

That man is clearly not traveling with a valid Pepsi. #fakenews #unitedwithunited #MAGA https://t.co/6dyxERaXdZ

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

In sad news, a 25 y/o woman is likely dead if she can't figure out how to remove the hair dye stain from her mothers bathroom sink.

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

Road trip delayed because @Delta has no idea where our bags are. Not just that, we've got some chick named Nicole's bag. Fantastic.

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

I voted for #GoodMythicalMorning for the #Streamys! Vote for your favorite nominee here: http://t.co/kKmvuZIR38

[The Cat Empire @thecatempire]

HORNS.

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Resourceful

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

Pooping at work is the worst. #awkward

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

http://t.co/uIMR06LWMZ Check that out, @kellycouper :P

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

She won't leave! Like hell am I leaving first, leaving me wide open to being recognised. #poopoff

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

Having a poop-off with the lady in the cubicle opposite mine. #awkward

[Shannon Daley @shannondaley]

Trackpad stops working mid-game. Lose five generations of Sims. #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #frustration