Shannon Dexter

Too sarcastic and knowledgeable for my own good.

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

Just a reminder that the internet isn’t real, no one looks perfect all the time, and most images posted are edited or filtered in some way. Just remember that as you’re scrolling, and that you’re worthy of good things.

[em @emjonnes]

My bitch is coming🥺🥺🥺 @shannonlyndsie

[em @emjonnes]

My bitch is here. @shannonlyndsie @ib050_ ❤️

[Just Iron @ib050_]

Not me and @shannonlyndsie going to both Lafayette Coney Island and American Coney Island to get Coney dogs and compare 😂

[Just Iron @ib050_]

I have the prettiest friends

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

Whenever I see people poorly parked in the city, I am always so confused. Do you not know you get multiple tries at this?....

[beloved @AdoracionHelena]

Me: I feel like the best way to repurpose a space under the stairs is a bathroom. Too many things can get lost in a closet.

Shannon: like my sexuality *straight face*

@shannonlyndsie everyone 😂🤣😭

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

I get that some people have awful childhoods, and that’s why they are the way they are. But at some point you have to see your flaws, take accountability for your actions, & decide you want better. Stop blaming others for the toxicity you choose to remain in. #AndThatsTheTea

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@katiewilldesign .....what if it’s an orchestra/symphony concert? Are you just going to twerk it out to some Mozart in the aisle? 😂

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

So.....I just really want to hold a naked, hairless cat. Like......really bad.

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@emjonnes Congrats bb girl!

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@lexifrei_

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@ib050_ @bearingsband I feel attacked

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@ib050_ That is one massive human. 😂 How is it physically possible he’s that tall?

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@JaySteinkruger Guess the third kid is a questionable choice this morning. 😂

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

I love that other hospital employees are shook when they see my skateboard in my hand as I’m leaving. 😂 how else am I supposed to get down to the train?

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

I need sushi, a nap, and like 6 shots of rum ASAP. 🥴

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@JaySteinkruger Just got a job as a cancer researcher. 🙌🏼

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

So......quick question......WHY IS IT THAT THE YEAR I AM FORCED BY MY BODY TO EAT CLEAN THEY COME OUT WITH ALL THE JUNK FOOD OF MY DREAMS?!......

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

Got that good good, ya know?

[Shannon Dexter @shannonlyndsie]

@getm0neygetpaid Red and white. 😂