Shannon Sullivan

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

If she randomly does a British accent she a good woman, I’m not explaining this either

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

I have chills thinking about Rihanna coming out to Run This Town

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing death by taking a nap at 5pm

[matty @poastsbymatt]

man i love dunkaroos

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

listen man I love Bridesmaids (2011) as much or even more than the next gal but I must speak my truth: that cupcake Kristen Wiig makes in the montage to see if she’s still got it is one of the worst looking cupcakes I’ve ever seen

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

babe unlock the door I brought u a shower beer

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Get your fucking ass up and make quirky teen romcoms.. it’s like nobody wants to make quirky teen romcoms anymore

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

Megan Fox won.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Holy shit it’s football weather

[linc @lincandescent]

i wish submerging your body in water hydrated you like plants. who has time to drink this shit

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

hot girls have horrible posture it’s a fact

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

nobody has ever played it cooler