Shannon Walker

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu clico em “confirmar pagamento” e eles pegam meu dinheiro

[Shannon Walker @shannonxwalker]

@CourierEvri @ohpolly HELP I ordered from you on July 3rd and still haven’t received my order. I had an email from Evri saying they had misplaced my parcel and still haven’t found it. I was hoping for a new dress to be sent to me as I need it for a wedding on Wednesday 15th July.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you accidentally open your eyes while trying to sleep and now your sleep progress is at zero again

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[eliz @eliza___v]

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

when I use "😔" this is what I want to convey

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something i need to do at 5pm

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Y'all weren't here

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was crazy.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I’m at the age where I get irritated when they change the layout of the aisles in supermarkets.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

[Kristen @Kica333]

I'm officially at the age where if I see a chair I'm going to sit down.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

"25 people have d!ed in this house"

families in horror movies:

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

why is a fly landing on you so embarrassing. like ok, i’m poo……