Student: You ever realize how we’re different from dogs?
Mr. White: It’s been a while.
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Student 1: Did you hear what Iraq is doing?
Mr. White: You mean about the missiles that Iran sent toward Iraq?... https://t.co/NTNDFTamMn
Did you watch the Jeopardy Greatest of All-time Tournament? I knew maybe fifteen answers, but those guys... WOW! It was very entertaining and funny and I’m sad to see it’s over and possibly one of the last times... https://t.co/q5WgeBgr4C
How many trips to the hardware store does it take for a basic project? It would seem the answer is at least three. I’ve been around the block a few times and when we needed a new toilet, I had “been there and done... https://t.co/8wzGOI1dCa
Student #1: Everybody’s working for the weekend. That’s a song, right? Who sings it?
Mr. White: Loverboy.
Student #1: I don’t know (thinking I was asking him to answer).
Student #2: Ooh... He called you a loverboy... https://t.co/ul4sdB9zOA
Student: I don’t even feel like trick or treating— that’s too much walking.
Mr. White: Wait... shh... listen... I thought I heard a wambulance, but it was the Uber Eats driver bringing your wamburger and french... https://t.co/vq4XwNGtwo
Student: Mr. White you have a lot of WiFi bars on your forehead!
Mr. White: Thank you?! Alright, it’s time to put things away.
Student: I’m not done.
Mr. White: That’s okay, we’ll flip you over and let... https://t.co/2763EVNJaB