shannon brown

Foodie, Christmas is King and the Goose lives! Pretty much sums up the important things in life! Well, mostly :-D.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@BenMank77 @tcm Just read your piece in The H.R. Mr. Osborne couldn't have improved it. Beautiful and touching. Thank you.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@XplodingUnicorn Dude, moths are MUCH scarier than spiders. Plus they dive at your head. You're right about 1 and 2.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@XplodingUnicorn You're kind of like a gumball machine - thoughts drop from your mind to your mouth and shoot on out don't they :-D?

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@foodiewinoSF @MacCocktail Ooh, this would be good with grilled french bread slices too!!

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@MacCocktail @Q39KC I just licked the screen. Didn't taste as good as I thought it would. Maybe I should try again...

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@JanelleBrown117 Outstanding! I just recently told my husband I want to go to a Star Trek convention.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@XplodingUnicorn Oh. Dear.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@XplodingUnicorn You're wife is freakin' funny.

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

Cannot wait for the new Arianna Grande/Dixie Chicks jam to drop! #IActuallyLoveAmerica

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

I'm sure she really is sorry. Her way of apologizing obviously involves licking sugary treats. https://t.co/4cxe4HS48B

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

As my grandpa would say: "Yeah, sure. Pull the other leg, it plays jingle bells!" #Lame https://t.co/4rnj6e4ZYa

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

Raisins are such posers. They will never be chocolate chips. https://t.co/ycTS1MH32j

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *spits out a cookie*

Me: Hey! Your mom baked those with love and care

5: They have raisins.

Me: *dumps them all in the trash*

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

A shot glass? https://t.co/FLkcqaWTlb

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@GlomarResponder @MacCocktail @franklangfitt @NPR Hmm. Whiskey Stallion sounds even more trustworthy :-D.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@MacCocktail @franklangfitt @NPR No. But "Vodka Pony" is a different story....

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@MacCocktail Yup. But a little chocolate with your criticism can make it more palatable.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@MacCocktail @EthanFixell @qz That's because to be "craft" it has to involve glitter. Or popsicle sticks.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@MacCocktail @islewine @YahooFood @foodandwine The kind you open.

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@XplodingUnicorn Well, at least your daughter is efficient!

[Jared & Anistatia @mixellany]

10 pretentious #cocktails pretentious bartenders will love you for ordering. http://t.co/dJZEZtLtCo via @StevenPoland

[shannon brown @shannybrown2]

@foodiewinoSF @MacCocktail Délicieux! Savoureux! Ok, that's the extent of my French.