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Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out **Not an academic, just an ordinary human. If I'm trying to be a jerk, I'll make it obvious.**

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Masks go *over* your nose, people!

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15 years of mostly Phrase of The Day...what a long, strange, trip it's been!

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POD: "...unholy mash-up of a milking machine and an iron lung."

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POD: "Mint meringue flavoured horse dewormer"

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@NaheedD You know what has good ventilation? The outdoors! Should have temporarily rezoned some parks as campgrounds, left the tents and #TorontoTinyShelters and supplied fire extinguishers and sleeping bags as needed. Cheapest option!

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Nickelback dude by the No Frills why you playing Matchbox 20 tonight giving me all the feels??? #parkdale

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POD: "Animated, gay, executive plant life"

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@EbThen (I live in a rapidly gentrifying area where hipster imitations of food - complete with styrofoam litter all over the streets - are replacing longtime neighbourhood restaurants that served a less rich and white population)

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@EbThen I was just wondering if *I* was being ableist with my diagnosis of "white people asshole", or if's a condition that we should attempt to treat by exposing their deprived tastebuds to flavour in increasing doses!

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@EbThen Go on Reddit, you want /r/abrathatfits - Thirdlove doesn't do sizing the same way.

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@Joyhenderson78 Graduated in '04. Got a nice warm feeling inside as I watched the statue topple on the news. Now finding out the head's in the lake? Hell yes! No one picks the school for the *name*!

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I just want to be able to breathe, sleep, and digest my food like a normal human being - why is this so much to ask???

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@creatorsfavorit I...finally washed the bowl of cutlery that had been collecting in the sink for like 3 weeks. I know it shouldn't have been there. But now it isn't.

[Allison Bond @AllisonRBond]

Please tell me the go-to resource for veterinarians is called PupToDate

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"You're asking a good question..." = "...and I'm not going to asnwer it."

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@VaxHuntersON Anything for Parkdale yet at all? Or are they just going to let us all die so they don't have to fight to renovict us? #parkdale

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@DaxMelmer Dude in green, leave that awesome hat to me in your will! Don't have one yet? Better write one ASAP...

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@hodgman Dinner, 8pm. Offspring of dinner at 6 and supper at 6. Location for all: Toronto, Canada!

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@chiefladybird @strqmul_iskwist All police reading this: you know what a privileged white person able to work from home looks like and drives. You know who to target. Hint: they also can pay the fines!