shan

[shan @shanpergy]

Eddie watching @AFVofficial, where another dog is also watching AFV #AFVinception

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

Will Zalatoris has come a long way

[shan @shanpergy]

Still lowkey offended that being a “Karen” is a bad thing..... my mom is a wine drinking, dog walking, family loving beauty

[shan @shanpergy]

I have no words. Except yes

[shan @shanpergy]

Why can’t they just make hand sanitizer that doesn’t smell like shit????

[shan @shanpergy]

Making a Twitter appearance to report how cringe it is when significant others call each other turkeys

[shan @shanpergy]

I hope Chad Kroeger and the boys (nickelback) are doing okay

[shan @shanpergy]

Can’t say I necessarily had a pandemic on the mind when I heard 2020 was going to be the year of the nurse

[shan @shanpergy]

When ur stopped at a crosswalk and the person crossing is walking to the beat of the music in ur car >>>>>

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

My wife is going to make me roleplay as @KenJennings tonight

[shan @shanpergy]

March madness what???? JEOPARDY JANUARY BABY

[shan @shanpergy]

Hard time of year for a lot of people, they might be your own friends or family members.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

[shan @shanpergy]

*fixes one strand of Christmas lights*

Me: Well, it’s been real guys, but I’m off to become an electrician!

[Shelbs @shelbsnd]

Can’t have a government with no environment to support life

[shan @shanpergy]

10:20pm

my apple watch: “you can still do it, close your activity rings!”

me: no I really can’t

[shan @shanpergy]

Enjoying this awkward period of weather when I have both my seat heater on and some air conditioning

[shan @shanpergy]

@Bandreescu_ making Canada proud, what a friggin match. Gonna be a good one on Saturday! #SheTheNorth #USOpen

[Chris Wilson (@[email protected]) @cwilso]

My... My daughters built a slug hospital and found 30+ "patients" who are now escaping and nothing in the parenting books prepared me for this.