A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me
HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY ANF HE TRYNA LEAVE!! HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY ANF HE TRYNA LEAVE!! HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY ANF HE TRYNA LEAVE!! HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY ANF HE TRYNA LEAVE!! 😭😭😭