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[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being a psychotherapist is hard. not because of the intensity of the work but because a client brought up the Ultimatum and I couldn’t be like BITCH RIGHT LET’S TALK ABOUT IT

[. @sideshowtarz]

“elephant in the room” is the funniest saying cuz imagine an elephant in the room fr. u cant ignore that. some serious shit going on

[shan @shanshanbrook]

This isn’t what I needed today ok

[c. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 @CCELL0PHAN3]

Hot girls have that one necklace they never take off

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Aesthetically I love this image: the symmetry of the coca colas, the muted corner they’re in, she looks like an alien fem bot, he looks like the guy who accidentally brought her to life by tripping over a wire while wasted; it’s pure Americana

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every marriage has one person who reports whenever a celebrity dies and one person who says “oh.”

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Thanks for the visit, @ArchDigest

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

🧡 https://t.co/LXVfvyDl2B

[shan @shanshanbrook]

This is precisely why @lollapalooza Chicago is the best, city noise ordinance laws have the night done by 10pm 🙏🏻

[Syd 🦁👋🏻✨ @ak_lioness]

Hear me out, what if the headliner comes on at 8 pm

[Syd 🦁👋🏻✨ @ak_lioness]

Hear me out, what if the headliner comes on at 8 pm

[Mija @hi_mija]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

Giraffes…they’re just like us! 🦒

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[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Oscars Slapper is crazy lmaooooo is he a super villain?

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

No one can steal this joy!