Shan 🦋

✨ incredibly myself ✨ ~she/her~

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

You know I just had to do it 😂😭

[anna 🌊 @hauntingnellie]

I’m so happy that I read he was okay enough to be cracking jokes while waiting for the emts, because now I don’t have to feel guilty about using those last two pics as reactions to everything for the rest of my life

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

I’m prepared to be judged, but I genuinely hate fireworks.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

No one:

My cat at 4:17am: These curtains are stupid, I'm taking them down

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

@niyetsel 8

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

Whatever you do, don’t scroll through your parents facebooks

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

It is inexplicable how it feels to have friends’ families just see you and love you

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

As someone who just started binging summer house and am on season 8…I for sure have very different opinions on these people than those who watched this in real time

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

Didn’t fall asleep immediately after taking my Ativan and now I’m passionately singing to Carol about how much I love him

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

ahh what a day of doing absolutely fucking nothing 😌

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

If you're a woman and you have a lifelong pattern of people HATING you for either no reason, or for small things that other people get away with all the time.......I'm not saying it's a guarantee, but it's definitely a check mark in the " More likely you're autistic" column

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

stopped smoking weed and somehow it’s made my bed time even earlier

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

literally trying to eat dinner and I’m so damn tired I can barely keep my eyes open

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

@stephenoscott 🤣🤣

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

@stephenoscott Well my friend

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

@stephenoscott Exactttttttly you’re picking up what I’m putting down

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

@stephenoscott It’s tough when you’re such a big baby bitch

[Shan 🦋 @shansprouts]

You don’t really realize how not being regularly physically touched in any capacity fucks with your nervous system