shan

30 | CA | software engineer & dog mom ♍️✨🦋

[shan @shanstah]

@hannahg11 bleu cheese is so gouda, you’ve got to brie kidding me.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente para mim depois do trabalho

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Every time I see a headline about the "male loneliness epidemic" I translate it to "women, for the first time in history, are able to live and thrive completely independently...and men can't handle it."

[໊ @meishato]

don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions

[shan @shanstah]

Are you a time traveler @joejonas? 🤔 it’s currently December 3

[shan @shanstah]

I’m here early @joejonas 👻🎃

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Beautiful night supporting @amfAR! Didn’t expect to sing but 🤷‍♀️

[sera ۶ৎ 7 @tearsnessa]

ever see a man so pretty you start to cry

[shan @shanstah]

@RealitySteve Holy shit no way. I’ve matched with this guy on hinge before.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re a little slow to the party.

[shan @shanstah]

Has anyone heard from @joejonas today? Our chronically online king is nowhere to be found 🧐

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

programming is

- 5% typing

- 40% figuring out what to type

- 40% explaining to others what you typed

- 15% figuring out why you typed what you typed

[shan @shanstah]

I just kissed a guy I’ve been dreaming about kissing for 2.5 years & I’m feeling so many emotions in the aftermath 😍🥹🙃🙈 I can’t even put it into words

[shan @shanstah]

Ugh why do you do this to me? Melt me from the inside out every time 🫠

[shan @shanstah]

🙃🙈😣😅 yikes

[thugga alii @agldus]

these four emojis will determine your valentine's day

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

heartbreak is such a crazy experience, one minute you’re fine and the next u got tears in your soup n shit

[shan @shanstah]

Thanks @charlieputh for spending 2,046 minutes with me in 2022. I’m in your top 0.05% of listeners 🥳#SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/usU8OG6SPN