Shannon

man plans. god laughs.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the way there’s no joke here it’s just actually what’s happening

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @AdaMattel]

Kristi Noem’s husband:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

The Kristi Noem husband crossie shit is the best thing that’s happened to me today.

[Shannon @shanthemaann]

@carrieedean

[mango @Mango_Kayt]

katya 😭😭

[ღ @stfnigg]

I remember they banned these in school because it was that serious lmaoo

[🗿 @soonbymoon]

me anytime the sky looks pretty:

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ughhh they're probably gonna ask me to take the job which is so annoying because i wanted to have like a fun and chill summer :/

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

like mother like daughter

[m @msnetik]

fuck chatgpt I’m asking them

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

[Shannon @shanthemaann]

@rejreg Suuuurrreeeeee the “toddler took these”

[Shannon @shanthemaann]

@Mitts_Romney

[clare @sadderlizards]

you and me if we were fish

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

“Who the fuck you talking to?” also works…

[mango @Mango_Kayt]

happy january 6th bitch 💥
@katya_zamo

[Shannon @shanthemaann]

@RosemaryK84 He was on criminal minds too as an unsub 😬 turns out to be a real life one

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I’m back, fuckers.