Shane Says

The genius that Shane Mackenzie says on a daily basis. The Leeds Karl Pilkington if you will.

[Shane Says @shanyonsays]

Got a right tan from working outside. Eh you've been on nights for the last month... Actually aye, I've been on nights the last two weeks this week. Ehhh? #shanesays

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Have you got a horseshoe? Yeah a horseshoe, whats it called and shoehorse. Hornshoe, shoehorn that's it #shanesays

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"Just bought one of those Amazon Aleska's off an Amazon brother site." You mean sister site mate? #shanesays #Alexa

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Bloody broke my ankle haven't I. I need an Immobilise scooter to get around. #shanesays #mobility

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Are you going to tell her about that time you for a hippopotamus was a rhino? #thought #irony #shanesays

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Mans got veiws... #shanesays #views

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No, I watched a documentary about a mine that was 200 miles deep... you get travel time too. #shanesays #core

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In the words of Jerry Mcguire... "so me the monies" You mean "Show me the money?" #shanesays #somethemonies

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Tell you what she is proper metal you know. Metal? Like a robot or something. Nah like crazy... #mental #shanesays

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Lets walk through this supermarket...super mall...shopping mall. Good work

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Topical... or typical? #shanesays

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"Prefect sunday morning 👌" Well... as long as its not perfect then. #shanesays

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Des Walker is playing well for the Tennessee Titans at the moment. Yes Shane the ex Sheffield Wednesday defender is doing well in the NFL.

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"You belateley did it on purpose ha" Yep definitely did it late on purpose. #shanesays

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Good conservatory George Ford #shanesays

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"As if Delap has join Man City." You mean Delph mate? #shanesays #rory

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"Pass us the big spoon ok?" Thats a ladel pal... #shanyonsays #ladel @smackenzie87

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@smackenzie87 "We also need to do some hovering too..." #hoovering #shanyonsays

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"Listen lads we really need a string clean ok?" You mean a spring clean mate? #shanesays @smackenzie87

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"He had Mata and Flacco in the box then" You mean Falcao yeah mate? #shanesays #nfl @smackenzie87