Matt Mr Fly T

when i grow up i want to be a grown up

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@JeremyClarkson.. cheeky Hawkstone done on the Swanage seafront.

Yeeeees.

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp I’m not clicking the link and going through a load of options ( like in the website / app ) that are vague and unhelpful..

I just wanted you to know that your delivery service is possibly the worst I’ve ever had.. and your drivers give no fugs about where / how the park! Boom

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@AmazonUK why is it your drivers think it’s ok to just chuck my parcel on the doorstep, in the rain, not knock or ring the very obvious doorbell and just chip off??

Best worst service ever.

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@AldiUK why are your posh pizzas displayed upright? So the toppings aaaaall slide down to the bottom?

If I’m looking to get a pizza with my toppings strewn asunder I’d stay home and order a Domino’s..

Please & Thankyou 🫡

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@greateranglia 3 days of issues..

Price goes up every year���

Service goes down.

#Rubbish

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@EvilSMoffat Evening Boss.. if we asked nicely would you please consider fixing Dr Who? Please. With a cherry on top.

Go on..

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@elonmusk… I have and will continue to have faith in the Musk.

But some say that you’re some sort of Lex Luthor super villain..

Is my faith misplaced?

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@AldiUK can we have some Aldi hum bug Christmas window stickers please?

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@KITKAT can we have a four finger KitKat chunky please?

Go on..

You know you want to..

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@VancityReynolds I feel like if we got all the cheeky photos of DP3 ( sounds like a porno ) that have been leaked we could make a flip book and watch the movie… thoughts?

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@Mark_Sheppard just received my 40th birthday Cameo.. big thanks for the song! Never had the king of hell sing me happy birthday before! Big thanks from the old man that was once Mr Fly 😆

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@DuncanBannatyne almost ordered a redefined burger at the Bury spa today.. almost. Come on boss man.. where’s the beef?

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@axainsurance been on hold for well over an hour now.. now not even getting what number in the queue I am anymore.. is anybody actually there? Should I hang up!? Should I wait!? It said half hour wait! Who do I bill for my time? #waiting

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@CadburyUK. Any danger of a Wispa mint please? You know you want to 👌

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@planetjedward History is there to learn from not be ashamed of. Get off your soap box and read a book.

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@Harry_Styles did you really? Filthy twat. #shame

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@scott_mills Radio 1 won’t be the same without you! It’s been epic 👌

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

@Maisie_Williams a girl has no need for eyebrows..

[Matt Mr Fly T @shaolinfly]

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